1. Pronounce "a" as "ah". For example, "cat" would be pronounced "cah" and "bag" would be pronounced "bahg."
2. Pronounce "e" as "eh". For example, "bed" would be pronounced "beh" and "red" would be pronounced "reh."
3. Pronounce "i" as "oi". For example, "sit" would be pronounced "soit" and "fish would be pronounced "fosh."
4. Pronounce "o" as "oh". For example, "dog" would be pronounced "doh" and "long" would be pronounced "lohng."
5. Pronounce "u" as "oo". For example, "cup" would be pronounced "coop" and "run" would be pronounced "roon."
6. Drop the "h" sound at the beginning of words. For example, "house" would be pronounced "ouse" and "hat" would be pronounced "at."
7. Add an "r" sound to the end of words that end in a vowel. For example, "car" would be pronounced "cah-r" and "see" would be pronounced "see-r."
8. Use the word "boyo" to address someone.
9. Use the word "lush" to describe something positive.
10. Use the word "dead" to mean "very."