The Morning Commute.
Reversing out of your driveway will be the fastest part of the drive into work.
The Afternoon Commute.
Rush hour starts at 9am and finishes 10 minutes after you get home.
Speed Limits.
Taunts only. There's no way you'll be doing double digit speeds anywhere.
Speed Limits.
There are only two speeds available, dead stop or flat out.
Stay out of the fast lane, drivers would rather run over you then slow down.
Wet Weather.
The possibility of rain exponentially increases the speed limit. Drivers are allowed to dodge rain droplets.
Drivers will follow much closer then before in order to avoid getting their tires wet.
Turn Signals.
Optional extras fitted to most vehicles, never used.
'Flipping' another driver off only counts as a late "signal".
Merging.
No such adjective. Substitute the words "barging" or "cutting off".
(Refer to step 3 for appropriate signal.)
Drive Thru Windows.
Hungry? Menus in English, orders only accepted in Spanish.
Parking.
And you thought the price of gas was high. Pre approved credit required.
