Travel to Ireland and go to the village of Blarney, some 5 miles northwest of Cork. Visit the Blarney Castle and ascend to the top. The Blarney Stone is on the top story, just below the battlements.
Sit on the railing facing away from the Blarney Stone. Grasp the railing firmly. Sit so the backs of your knees are hooked over the top railing.
Ask someone to hold your knees or ankles. It is not advisable to attempt to kiss the Blarney Stone unassisted.
Lean backward until you are hanging on the railing from the backs of your knees, facing the Blarney Stone. Make sure your head is even with the Stone.
Pucker up and give the Blarney Stone a kiss. You will now, as legend has it, be blessed with the ability to speak eloquently and never again be at a loss for words.
