Correction to the premise: If Jill returns to her starting point, her displacement is zero, so average velocity = 0. But average speed > 0 (distance traveled / time).
Track length: 3,000 ft (0.57 mi). Ride time: 2 min (1/30 hr).
Velocity captures net effect (nowhere); speed captures effort (thrill). The coaster's engineering delivers high instantaneous speed (70 mph peak) but zero net displacement—a perfect physics metaphor for exhilaration without relocation.